I was hosting as one of the emcees for a program which had its theme as I AM SHE. (Celebrating the essence of womanhood). I am posting the script here.
I am She
1.Introduction:
(First Emcee- dressed as Indra Nooyi walks in from darkness towards the spotlight)
I am a heavenly angel , i am the female divine
Until some foolish soul crosses the line
Then i can be nasty and i can be mean
A cold and unfeeling, cruel heartless machine
With barely a glance from my passionate eyes
I’ll quickly and wordlessly cut you to size
When angered, my tongue will spew acid and brine
The keepers of Hell have no fury like mine.
(Second Emcee- dressed as Kalpana Chawla walks in from darkness towards the spotlight)
And yet I am gentle, I am limpid, I am calm
To soothe your
anxieties my warmth is a balm
The heart in my bosom
is a deep pool of peace
And after I arouse
them, each senses I’ll appease
Mother of man, then
his lover and wife
his strength and his
weakness for all of his life
I am a witch, a
diviner, a diva, queen bee
I am a goddess
incarnate, in a word I am ‘she’
She is a corporate
executive, She is a wife, She is a journalist, a dancer;
She is a soldier, an
engineer, a doctor, She is an artist, a
teacher
She is a ‘stay at
home’ mom, She is one of us.
By:- Mrs. Sugandha Thakkran
Revered ......................, Respected......................., Esteemed, We’d like to
welcome everybody to today’s hosted by the impressive ...........................
We are your emcees for the evening.
Hi! Kalpana
Hi! Nooyi. So, did you finish your BOARD MEETING
about finding this year’s international slogan for PEPSI?
As of now we have thought of ‘MAX your life, Max your
taste.’
My name is Indra Krishnamurthy Nooyi and she is my
close friend the famous Indian- American Astronaut Kalpana Chawla. During the
preparations for the ladies club, we have learnt a lot. We’ll like to share the
lot we have gathered with ‘lots of you.’
Before I forget, I will like to say ‘Thank You’ to all of you. Not only
because I have been given an extreme honour to speak in front of all of you but
for the weeks of fear and unsettled stomach I have endured at the thought of
compering here, before you all, has made me lose weight. Now, I just have to
take deep breathes and convince myself that you’ll understand me better,
henceforth.
Now, we’d
like to introduce our theme. Our theme is just as it sounds- catchy and
different, ‘I am She’. She who is warm and approachable; She who builds beneficial
relationships; uses diplomacy and tact to diffuse tense situations; she has a
style and charm that immediately puts others at ease.
Kalpana: Without taking much of your time, we’d like
to start the entertainment for the evening. We will begin our entertainment
with Oprah Show. Oprah Winfrey needs no introduction. She is an inspiring,
dynamic and arguably one of the world's most powerful and influential woman
according to times and forbes magazines.
Nooyi: Kalpana
do you feel some turbulence around here?
Kalpana: Yes, I do – the heart beats have gone up –
and everyone is eager to sink into the depth of music, song, lights and joy.
So, let us begin the show.
[OPRAH’S VIDEO WILL BE
SHOWN AS HER INTRODUCTION]
1. OPRAH TALK SHOW
Kalpana : Forbes has reported that this year you are
more powerful than Oprah in the list of 100 most powerful women in the world.
Congrats! You are in the 10th place. You know, I have always liked your Pepsi
advertisements esp. the one with Aishwarya Rai and Amir Khan. I forgot the
slogan and who was the other girl in the advertisement? Can anyone from the
audience help me with this... please (we also have a prize for this.)
Answer: YEHI HAI RIGHT
CHOICE BABY! AHA! With Mahima Choudhary. - prize
(GOOD Memory)
Nooyi: you
joined NASA Astronaut Corps in 1995 and you were the first India born woman to
go in Space. Right! I remember your hometown is Karnal but I forgot that from which
college did you finish your graduation and which degree course you do while you
were in India? Can anyone from the audience help me to find an answer to this
question?
Answer: bachelor's degree in aeronautical
engineering from Punjab Engineering College - prize
Thank you so
much for helping me out.
2.
Nooyi: Kalpana
you are both bold and beautiful, you have lovely long hair. (Thank you so much
for the compliment). How about some make-up?
Kalpana:
But, I don’t like make-up.
Nooyi: Why?
Kalpana:
too messy and difficult to carry on.
I think, I
can help you with this. Today we have with us Mrs.
.................................. who is a beautician by profession and she
will be helping us with some tips of eye makeup. You can sit back and watch it.
BEAUTICIAN’S
VIDEO/ TALK
5.
Nooyi : Can u sing a song for
me
Kalpana : ( Lipsing)
Nooyi : i can’t hear u
Kalpana
: in space u can hear this.
Nooyi: Now let us hear a beautiful song by Mrs.......................
Kalpana: I
still feel like lost in those melody dipped music notes.
Nooyi: Indeed it was very good. Well!
then come back now. Let’s proceed towards our next program for the evening.
Kalpana: I will
request audience to help me with some more answers. I will give you hints about
some of the famous Indian woman and you have to guess the names of those famous
females.
- First Woman President of Indian National
Congress
Answer: Annie
Besant
2. Name the Indian
female Human Computer.
Answer: Shakuntala Devi
- Who was the first singer to win the Best
Playback Singer Filmfare Award?
Answer : Lata
Mangeshkar
4.
Which actress made
her Hindi film debut in 'Sapnon ka Saudagar'?
Answer : Hema Malini
6.
Nooyi – Have u
ever played Tambola in Ladies club?
Kalpana
: No, but i have played it in my spaceship.
Tambola:
7.
Now
let us see team work skills of our shes ......
Please,
look for your partners. The names of groups are mentioned with your tambola
tickets.
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You
all are given situations. According to the situations you have to prepare and
put-up a show for 3 mins.
Preparation
time: 5 mins.
Group
Game: Duration: 3 mins
Each
group will be called in order to perform and you have to perform when the group
name is called out or else there is a negative marking.
8.
Catwalk
Nooyi: Hi Nooyi
have ever seen or done a catwalk ?
Kalpana : No, but I have been spacewalking.
9. Prize Distribution
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Vote of Thanks by Mrs................
Fillers
“We need to accept that we won’t always
make the right decisions, that we’ll screw up royally sometimes – understanding
that failure is not the opposite of success, it’s part of success.”
–Arianna Huffington (AOL/Editor In
Chief of Huffington Post)
Jokes
1. There was this teacher who was teaching
young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a
giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered.. So she gave them a clue,
''It has a long neck.'' One kid answered, "Giraffe!" Pleased, the
teacher showed a picture of a zebra. Nobody answered it again, so she gave them
a clue. ''This animal has stripes.'' "Zebra!" one kid answered. So
she put up another one, that of a deer. The teacher could not think of a clue..
but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them ''what does your mother call
your father?'' Suddenly one child got up and answered ''HORNY BASTARD!''
2. Egg-Laying
Why does a chicken lay
eggs? Because if she dropped them, they'd break
3. For all Beautiful Shes
: Here r the AWESOME LINES..
"Be with SOMEONE
who 'Spoils ur Lipstick' and NOT ur Eyeliner..??
3.
Mayawati came 2 lalu's
house with an elephant,
Lalu- bhaiswa ke sath
aaye ho?
Mayawati- dikhta nahi
elephantwa hai.
Lalu- dhutt pagli hum
elephantwa se puch raha hu.
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Girl:Nice mobile,
Where did u buy?
Boy:I won dis in a
running race
Girl: How many persons
participated?
Boy: MOBILE OWNER,
POLICE &ME.
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Teacher: can you
defined who is leacturer?
Student: Lecturer is a
person Who has a very bad habbit of Speaking when someone sleeping.